Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Add Some CRM to Your SEO Soup

Life Before CRM

(I initially compiled this post for a blog post on SeoMoz.)

I've been a lurker on SeoMoz for just under a year now. Patiently soaking up the vast amount of information, advices, and tips passing through these pages. Without resorting to cliched superlatives, I owe somewhat of a debt of gratitude to SeoMoz, and Hubspot - two of the defining sites in the sphere of SEO and Inbound Marketing.

Showcasing a New Toyota Model

I learned the value of blogging to promote our company website, which was duly launched, not merely for the sake of blogging, but to actually add some value to the subject matter at hand. Coming from no previous journalistic background, and being a one-man marketing team (by default), I risked the prospect of online scourn and ridicule perchance I violate simple grammar rules or writing style conventions.
I carefully studied resources found on these two sites and read through other bloggers writings, looking for cues that I could follow. And then I began writing, designing, and posting. These were baby steps at times. Like using this really cool Hubspot Powerpoint template to create a simple infographic showcasing a new Toyota model. It's a daunting foray for a newbie content creator, but (hey! There's only one way to eat an elephant right?)
Naturally, within a few months traffic to our domain had increased substantially, pushing our search engine rankings up for several key terms. These are quite expected outcomes for anyone willing to put in that little extra effort in generating the content, something not many other motor dealers were doing in our region. A little over a year ago, before we re-launched our website, we averaged about 3,500 hits per month. We now average 10,000 hits monthly, about 70% of which are organic. Below are a few screenshots from the last 3 months illustrating the effect of several blog posts in gaining traffic. I use the browser private (incognito) sessions when testing for SERP's which is a little trick I've found that provides accurate results not based on prior search history.







As can be seen from the above Google Webmaster statistics - blog posts feature in 3 of the top 5 pages over the past 3 months.



The New Toyota RAV4 was a trending search, which we ranked quite nicely for.

But marketing doesn't end with getting seen and noticed or getting the website visitor. I learned the value of this early on in my SEO journey, when the director of our company quite innoculously asked me, after being shown what I thought was impressive analytics statistics,

"So how many of these people actually bought a car?" 
I, was, stumped and I hated the feeling.

 

World of CRM

Right then I inwardly vowed to myself that I would get that answer, which led me to the world of CRM - Customer Relationship Management. If I had to pick one single item, that has added the most value to our online marketing in recent times integrating a CRM system with our website would top the list. Of course there are many systems out there, but my choice was Zoho CRM, a cloud based system that never tied me into any long term contracts, which appealed to me at the time.

The Perks of the CRM

I don't wish to bore you with the technical details, but converting our current website forms to web-to-lead forms that would feed the lead details directly into the CRM was not too difficult, even for a relative CRM novice like me. The system generates the code for you, and the code can be customized to suit the look and feel of any website.
Next came activating a few email alerts that would fire off an email to our team alerting us to the new lead, while the person sumbitting the form would also receive a "Thank you" acknowledgement email. This proved a big hit, and I would often receive a reply, thanking me for the prompt response. Later on, I  implemented a time-based lead nurturing email campaign, that would only trigger if the person concerned was not currently in communication with our sales team. This helped in reducing lost leads through negligence on our side, yet freed us from the responsibility of ensuring every single lead was kept in contact.
What lead nurturing does, is it brings the genuine buyer forward allowing us to focus our energy and time with leads most likely to convert.

Results

On our first full month running live with Zoho, we sold 15 cars purely through Internet based leads. In the larger scheme of of our business it may not be huge, (we sell an average of 220 cars in total monthly), but it was enough to raise a few eyebrows. We may or may not have sold more on any previous month, but had no way of accurately measuring or portraying this.
At our next meeting, I presented my figures and dashboards to the directors. And it made me quite popular with them. It's been eight months on the CRM, and whether the month's sales were good or not, being able to really analyze the performance by the many dimensions available, always brings a compliment or two.
So, for those of you in a similar situtation to what I had been, I strongly recommend you consider adding a CRM solution to your marketing soup mix. Besides helping you get more out of your sales leads, it may have added benefits of impressing the boss.

For those of you needing a few more actual details on Zoho, I'll leave that for another day...(or in this case night. #YAWN)
Please comment below, I look forward to your participation.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

#Gaza, We Will Never Abandon You

The 8-day Israeli "Pillar of Defense" offensive has officially ended this evening (21 November 2012) at 19:00 GMT. There's been many an article written during the past week analyzing, and dissecting this Netanyahu election-war. The end result - 161 Palestinians dead, and 5 Israelis. A very high percentage of the Palestinian victims, were children, mothers, and elderly.

Thanks to social media, and Twitter in particular, the world could counter Israel's hasbara machine with our own version of crowdsourced PR, rallying together, to expose the horrible images, sounds, and footage of the carnage taking place in Gaza. I wished to capture some of those tweets, images here, as a reminder to myself and the readers of what took place - and to ensure we never let crimes like this be swept under the carpet any longer. I cried when seeing some of these images. Heart-breaking. This is the least I could do, to honour those that sacrificed with their blood, and lives. Long live Palestine!




































































And that's the result of 8 days of mayhem and madness. When is this going to end - only Almighty knows. We really need to sit down as humanity and think hard about where we are headed to. #PrayForGaza #PrayForHumanity.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Please Leave My Presidents Spear Alone

Is it just me, or are we South African's just suckers for some violent hate-filled controversy?  It really does seem that every few months we run bang into another huuuuuge issue, that totally consumes the airwaves, cyberwaves, blogospheres, and just about every facet of our lives.
Let's rewind a bit here ... Zapiro's cartoon, The Dalai Lama saga, impulsive racist rants by a model to name a few. Now this. The world famous Spear. What makes it worse is that people are given access to airwaves and suddenly they have all the answers to the countries problems. You hear it all the time... "if Zuma ran this country properly or led a decent life, nobody would draw him with his genitals on show for all and sundry". I even heard one half-wit lady on radio say that "we just don't get the broader message of the spear. Zuma is the head of the country, and we as a country are bleeding from rape, violence - so that's what its all about". Luckily I was driving, else I'd probably try to wring her neck through the radio.
I'm not even going to bother mentioning some of the other educated theories. My point is this, dear White friends.
You guys had charge of this country for 46 years. Mighty good job you made of it. Heck, now we scream of censorship and freedom of expression, what were South African's offered under your governance? Sjamboks and cussing that's what.
So please get off your high pedestals. Governing the country is not a social media popularity contest. There are people out there that twitter means bugerall for. All they are concerned about, is eeking out enough so that they can get that next 25kg bag of mielie meal. And guess what. There's not a chance in hell they're going to vote our twitter queen, Zille into power. Not in this lifetime at least. I'm sorry. You had your chance, you blew it. Now let the people of the land have their chance.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Windows 8 - It's all about the Metro


The now famous Metro home screen

Not long after I booted my laptop into the newly upgraded Windows 8 Consumer Preview, I tweeted : " Not impressed - too haphazard ..."  Well, this was like no other windows you had ever seen before, so I deserve to be forgiven if I may have over-reacted just a wee bit. I mean, this was as much out of your comfort zone as it gets. There was no familiar "X" to close off your application, no taskbar to switch between open apps, and the mystery of the missing "Start" button. So yah, I didn't feel so bad the next day when I actually started enjoying this Metro thing.

One get's the feeling Microsoft auditioned for the development team of Windows 8 at the local gaming hangouts. Gone are the drib drab grey windows, familiar menus, controls - and in comes funky coloured tiles that come to life, bold pastel coloured flat action buttons, and a host of touch optimized swipe functions.  But if you prefer your old fashioned desktop with your standard Windows apps - not to worry, as you can switch between the Metro Interface, and traditional Windows Explorer environment. I have a feeling many of the old school will be spending much of their time here. But if you are the adventurous type, the best way is to just dive into Metro and navigate your way around this new colourful world.


The beautiful Metro Internet Explorer


Here are some quirky issues I stumbled upon in my 2 days so far …

 My 1st boot into Windows 8, was somewhat late in the afternoon, I had a quick look around the new Metro UI, and then I needed to shut this thing down as it was time to go home. Hmmm - No shutdown option anywhere. I tried the usual Alt+F4. No joy here. Windows button. Nope. I'm not ashamed to admit, I turned to Google on more than one occasion for answers. Turns out - if you hover your mouse over  the bottom right of the screen, you get what's referred to as "Charms" appearing, Here you go to settings, and Voila - a Power icon. There are other easier ways to get this done, like "Windows key"+ I - or just CTRL+ALT+DEL - the three finger bogey.


Hitting your "Windows" Key by itself - will switch you between Metro, and Old Explorer interface.

 Killing open applications, has not been given much importance in Windows 8. Very similar to the iPad. You open an app and when you done, hit the Windows Key to take you back to the main Metro screen where you can open your next app. Windows 8 apparently suspends any app not in focus, and uses up its resources as needed, so there's no need to actually close it. But if you really want to satisfy yourself - hitting  ALT+TAB will toggle between apps. If there's an app that's not pinned to a tile on the Home screen, just start typing the 1st few letters of the app name, and this will activate a search feature which will give you access to the rest of your apps.


You can still run your old Windows apps, together with Metro Apps
There are various cool Metro Apps bundled, like the Video App, and Photos App, but my pick so far has to be the Metro Internet Explorer. This is what browsing should be. No added toolbars, links to half of the known sites on the web, or wasted screen real estate. Just you and the browser. You type your address and off you go. Everything else fades in the background. Of course the Metro IE is optimized for touch, but it works just as well with a traditional mouse & keyboard. It took me a while to figure out how to open new tabs in the Metro IE ( right click does the trick ). It works fast, efficient and looks beautiful. Below is a link to the Metro IE blog, showcasing some of its features. 
Metro IE Development blog - some really nice info here.
All things considered, I think I will eventually like this new Windows. It's fast, and Metro will be wonderful on a touch interface. It's definitely a move away from the old bulky, slow windows applications, and as more developers take to creating Metro applications, the eco-system will take off. Of course Microsoft has a lot of catching up to do with Apple still the undisputed King of touch, but I like that Microsoft has taken a bold fresh approach to the new Touch form factor, and not just ripped off Apple ( Like Android has). It will certainly be very interesting to see how the new Windows takes off, and with Nokia making waves with their new Windows phones, the future is looking a bit brighter for Microsoft.  If you'll excuse me now, I have some playing to get back to.


Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Guantanamo Tragedy






The above video is a shortened version of a documentary aired on Al-Jazeera, based on CCTV footage captured while interrogators quizzed Canadian Guantanamo child inmate Omar Khadr. Omar was just 15 when captured in Afghanistan by US troops, before being shipped off to the infamous post-911 Guantanamo Bay prison. 


Much has already been written on Guantanamo Bay, and the stain it continues to leave on the USA's human rights record - but something about this short film, struck me. I guess the innocent pleas of Omar, the utter despondency in his voice, once he realises that his fellow Canadian secret agents were not the original saviors he thought them to be. I tried to put myself in his shoes and imagine what it must have been like being tortured by US agents the likes of Joshua Claus, who was later convicted of torturing an Afghan Taxi driver to death. And then I remembered our Dear sister, Aafia Siddiquie, still incarcerated in a US prison for a crime that not even the sentencing judge was sure she had committed. It struck me that these two unfortunate people's only crime, was being on the wrong end of an angry post-911 USA. A USA that was hell bent on wreaking revenge for the September 11 attacks, at any cost whatsoever. 


This was the country that popularized the "Bill of Rights". This was the country that advertised itself as the "Land of the Free". And has spawned many success stories of people achieving the "American Dream". 


But something has gone awry somewhere along the way. Even before 9-11, USA was already involved in numerous wars across the globe. And now we have this blemish called Guantanamo Bay. I'm sure many people see it as a necessary evil to combat the "terrorists". But what about when the line between terrorist and the average kid on the block gets so out of focus, like it has with Omar, that all sensibility and compassion goes out the window. Where are we headed to as humanity, when we see no wrong in locking up a 15 year old kid, in a dark solitary confinement cell, for months on end? Where are we as people of the world, when a female detainee, is not safe from being stripped naked, repeatedly raped by her captives, made to stand on their holy scripture, as in Dr Aafia Siddiquie's case? 


Is this the kind of legacy every American wants to leave behind? Is this what you want to be remembered for? I don't imagine anyone with half a brain would. Let's hope we all get to see a better world... soon. It's up to each one of us, in our own little way, to make a difference. Maybe by just writing a blog, or sending a message of peace and love, or just helping the little homeless child on the street. But it's up to us, to try and get back our humanity, so that we can close this chapter of history, like any good novel would, with a happy ending.



Friday, December 23, 2011

Import email from Outlook 2011 for Mac into Zimbra


Hey Friends…

I decided to post a short & sweet HOWTO on importing mail from Outlook 2011 for Mac into Zimbra. As you probably would have found out by now, Microsoft has just taken few steps backwards, by changing the format of the mail database in Outlook 2011 (Mac) from PST to OLM. Hence, the usual PST import Zimbra wizards are useless ( Until Zimbra gets down to creating an OLM import utility)

Step 1: From within your Outlook, click on any of your root folders (eg: Inbox) and drag it onto your desktop, or any other open folder. This will create an .MBOX file containing all the email from the specific folder. Mbox is more of a standard format, so this will be easy to work with. You can do the same for any other folders you require to import, and a separate .mbox file will be created in each case.

Step 2: Copy these mbox files onto a Windows PC, either through the network or USB drive.

Step 3: Next you will need a free utility called Imapsize which you can download here. This will be required to convert the Mbox files to .EML format which Zimbra understands.

Step 4: Install Imapsize, and under the Tools menu, you will find an Mbox to EML convert utility.








Select the Mbox file to convert and choose the destination folder for the .EML files






Step 5: Once the conversion is complete, you will require an archiving utility to create a .tgz zipped archive for Zimbra. You can use Peazip, which can be downloaded here. From within Peazip, choose "Add" to create a new archive as illustrated. Choose the folders to include in the conversion. Make sure you choose .gzip and "tar before" as the archive format. Click OK - and then wait while the archive is being created. Once it is complete, rename the extension to .tgz as opposed to .tar.gz








Step 6: From within Zimbra, navigate to Preferences, Import/Export and choose the .tgz file to import. VOILA! If all goes well, your mail from Outlook 2011 should be importing into Zimbra! Hope this has helped you along the way!






--- Update : 24 Dec 2011 ---

After completing the above method, everything went smoothly, though I hit one snag. The import into Zimbra, had changed all the imported email's received date to the day of the import. This is not acceptable for most people, me included.

I checked the individual .EML files created with Imapsize, and they all had the correct dates intact. So obviously the Zimbra import of the .TGZ file had screwed up somewhere along the line. Off I went to Dr Google, and did some research. I came across another utility, from http://www.outlookfreeware.com. They have a neat free utility that imports eml files into Outlook, and after doing a test run, the original dates were imported as well. AHHH - Progress. To get this to work though, you will need to install the Outlook connector for Zimbra, connect to your Zimbra server via Outlook, and do the import. This will synchronize all imported emails onto your Zimbra server, and when you next log on either via the web interface or Zimbra Desktop, all your old email's should be there.



Friday, December 16, 2011

Dis-Chem CEO, on Palestine

I am reprinting a lengthy email from Dis-Chem CEO, Ivan Saltzman - in response to a customer questioning him on Dis-Chem stocking Dead Sea products from Israel. You be the judge. I wonder how I would have responded if I was the CEO, and a Jewish customer expressed their concerns of me stocking some Islamic Terrorist item. Raymond Ackerman, is a very successful South African Jew. He has had to confront Muslim customers concerns on numerous occasions. And yet, at least publicly, he has not once responded in such a strong pro-Israel manner. Mr Saltzman, obviously is well within his ground to voice his views on the humanitarian way Israel has dealt with a hostile Palestinian population. Yet, I find him totally insensitive to a valid concern of his customers. I, for one, also noticed the Dead Sea products, Made in Israel - but chose to employ the open-minded approach of live and let live. However after reading his response, I have to really question whether I need to support someone who obviously has a very nonchalant attitude to his Muslim customers concerns. You be the judge!


Below is a graphic photo of Mustafa Tamimi, who died on December,10 after being shot with a tear-gas grenade at point blank range by Israeli Forces. I don't know. Maybe it takes a strong person to see what's actually taking place in occupied Palestine. Maybe to most people of the world, Israel is doing the world a favour by getting rid of potential terrorists, before they have an opportunity to spread in the world. Isn't this the type of mentality that Hitler employed.

In the words of Dis-Chem CEO,
 " Israel goes to extraordinary lengths to minimize civilian casualties and has been extremely successful in this regard. Palestinian (or for that matter Lebanese) casualties have been a tiny fraction of what they would have been if Israel had truly adopted a Nazi-like extermination policy, given the massive military capability it has at its disposal " 






I'm sorry, Mr Saltzman - this does not look like going to extraordinary lengths to minimize civilian casualties.


Original correspondence below - taken from:


Dischem CEO's Response to Pro-Palestinian Customer

by Fatima Asmal on Thursday, December 15, 2011 at 5:01pm
Regarding my Dischem status here is the story: (please note that these sets of correspondence all came with email addresses, phone numbers, etc. - I've deleted them; I've also spoken to Fathima Moosa)
1) Durban-based Fathima Moosa sent Dischem a mail via their website suggesting that they not stock products manufactured in Israel. 
2)  Here is the first set of correspondence:
Dear fathima moosa,
You have asked the following question via the Dis-Chem website:
i visitted your store in westwood mall, durban, and noticed that you stock products from Israel. as a south african who lived under oppression, i was very upset to see that your store imports products from a country whose human rights violations replicate hitler's nazism. please consider removing israeli products from your shelves.
Below folows the response to your query:
Dear Fathima
Thank you for contacting us. I have brought this matter to the attention of one of our Directors who has advised that we will not consider removing the Israeli products from Dis-Chem stores.
Kind regards
Dawn de Klerk
3)  So Fathima decided to write again, and this is what she said:
Hi
I am very disappointed by your response.
Please forward this mail to your director, whom I believe is a caring individual. ( I am formerly from Pretoria, and I know that he does a lot of charity).
It is very easy for us to rise to the defense of those who are from our brethren, but the nobler response is to do what's right, even if its the unpopular choice.
The jews of many organisations nationally and internationally have nobly and amazingly distanced themselves from the israeli regime, and have been at the forefront of the call for sanctions against Israel, because of their racist and inhumane policies.
Please google, "nkusa", "young jewish and proud", "rabbis against Israel", Ronnie Kasrils: "not in my name".
Among all these voices, are Nelson Mandela, Desmond Tutu, and many Israeli MPs who urge the world to end the madness.
I hope and trust that your good judgement and commitment to the values enshrined in the Torah, allow you to make the right decision.
Happy is the man who renounces everything that puts a strain on his conscience.
After all, we are all the children of Abraham.
Thank you
Fathima Moosa
4) And twenty days later, Group CEO Ivan Saltzman comes back with this:
On Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 1:59 PM, Ivan Saltzman wrote:
Dear Fatima Moosa I will begin by answering your likening Israel’s supposed human rights violations to Hitler’s Nazism, a scurrilous slur that you have clear chosen to employ in order to give maximum offense.  I think you well know that the crimes of the Nazi regime involved the deliberate mass murder of millions of civilians, largely Jews, as a matter of planned policy. Is this really what Israel is doing. Obviously not – in fact it does completely the opposite. Israel goes to extraordinary lengths to minimize civilian casualties and has been extremely successful in this regard. Palestinian (or for that matter Lebanese) casualties have been a tiny fraction of what they would have been if Israel had truly adopted a Nazi-like extermination policy, given the massive military capability it has at its disposal. In fact, it is very easy to identify the true modern-day Nazis in the Middle East. They are found in the ranks of such murderous extremist groupings as Hamas, Hezbollah and Palestine Islamic Jihad (amongst others), all of which regard the mass murder of Israeli Jews as the noblest goal their followers can aspire to. Have you ever thought what the consequences would be if Israel were to adopt the same kind of tactics against the Palestinian population? Mass slaughter would indeed ensue, but fortunately Israel, no matter what the provocation, has not nor will not ever stoop to such depths. So far as your stated intention of boycotting Dis-Chem goes, that is obviously your decision. After all, we do live in a free country. However, if it is your intention to boycott Israeli products, you need to be consistent If your gesture is to have any meaning. I hope you don’t use an intel chip in your computer with which you probably wrote your e-mail because it was invented in Israel. I hope that you stay in good health because if you need preventative surgery against a heart attack, you will have to boycott the procedure because guess what? The stent was invented in Israel! Likewise, I hope you are never prescribed any patch for diabetes, to deliver medication and other drugs. If you are an asthmatic you may have to use a new type of inhaler (Spin) invented in Israel. So please check! Israel has given the world the system of drip irrigation which is being widely adopted in South Africa with water shortages like many countries. Should you boycott all fruit and vegetables grown by this method. The list that Israel has given the world is very lengthy. Check very carefully what you boycott. You may not have noticed the crisis in the Arab world, “Arab Spring” which now is in Winter with no end in sight. To the best of my knowledge this over human rights but then I have an HD TV which you are probably boycotting. The cheapness of life in Somalia and Sudan is perpetrated by people who you are strongly affiliated to.  You obviously don’t know what the racism of Hitler differs very little to Israel’s enemies. Both want the destruction of the Jewish people. I believe I had to answer your “complaint”. I will continue to sell Dead Sea products from Israel. You know the Dead Sea has two shores. I wonder why the Jordanians or Palestinians (most come from Jordan) do not want to share this wonderful natural resource of the Dead Sea. I will not respond to any further correspondence on your subject. Yours faithfully  IVAN SALTZMAN | CHIEF EXCECUTIVE OFFICER  

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Bishop & the Dalai VS ANC

In true Madam & Eve style - YOH! this has been one heated week in South Africa. Seldom in recent times, can I remember such spirited (to put it mildly) debate from all spectrum's of South African's. The cause of this disturbance to our normally tranquil suburbia lives -  The Dalai Lama's Visa ( or lack of it ).

Suddenly we all are experts on philosophy, theology, history and a host of other subjects. Twitterland was abuzz, with Visa supporters on one side, and opponents on the other.  And the ANC government was made to look so foolish, even 'ol Julius would have been envious of.

Bishop Desmond Tutu
As if matters wasn't bad enough, then came The Bishops, thunderbolt press conference. I was glued to my Yaris seats, on the way home from work, listening to his menacing warnings - 'Watch Out...Watch Out...Watch Out Zuma'. One almost sensed President Zuma shifting nervously in his Lazy Boy couch, watching all of this unfold.

What to make of all this? Well here's my 2c worth. I was one of those who initially strongly felt that our local ANC-bashing media ( Mail & Guardian, City Press & Co. ) was, as expected, making a meal of it. The ANC insisted that the Dalai's visa application was being processed, with the media & the Dalai Lama's spokesperson saying that they were unduly being delayed. Big deal, I thought, the Dalai Lama is not exactly a diplomat, so it's probable that the government was processing it in due time. Then the rumours began that Beijing was pressurising Pretoria, into denying the Dalai Lama's visa, for obvious reasons. And suddenly, as one tweep put it - China was the new 'C' word.

I am generally very proud of our current government. I think they are doing a sterling job in very uncertain and trying times. Just look at how well we came through the Big recession in 2008. Thanks to positive pro-active legislation like the National Credit Act, we were saved from being exposed to many of the harms that other, economically advanced, first world countries faced. And then, there is the real freedoms, that we enjoy in our beautiful land. Being a Muslim, I don't think there's any other country in the world right now, that a Muslim can practice their religion, freely, without harassment, or hindrance as in South Africa.

Nevertheless, I now feel that, once all the hullabaloo started, the ANC could have put it all to rest, by just granting the Tibetan leader, his visa entry. If not for his sake, then for our dear stalwart, Bishop Desmond Tutu. I mean, surely we've bent the rules previously for others, so why not just expedite the affair, so that South Africa can breathe a bit easier and get on with other more important issues in life.
Then there's the small issue of China. This on it's own is a whole new blog or two, but if there were any truth in the rumours, that our R20 Billion trade deals with China was at risk, if we let the Dalai in, then here again, is where the ANC should have taken a stand. China is, and can never be our benefactor or saviour in life. Yes, we value their investment in our country. And there is much to learn from them, in the way they have built up their economy to be the powerhouse that it now is. But they will never be the make-or-break of our land. Only we will. We as South African's, by learning, educating, building and working together, will determine how successful a nation we can become. There are bigger things in life than mere dollars and rands. This is not what makes a nation great. It is a nation built on justice, principles, freedoms. It is making this a land, that we are all proud to be part of. And once we all start enjoying who we are, then yes, the money will come in time, but more importantly, we would have set a sterling example for generations after us. This is priceless.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Let's not waste Ramadhan, online

Flickr: omaQ.org & Red Frame Memories
One can almost feel it in the air already. The blessings, mercy, 'sakina', of the most blessed of months, Ramadhan. Everybody's experience of Ramadhan, is no doubt different and unique. In different parts of the world, Ramadhan takes on a whole new flavour. Besides the obvious obligations of Fasting, the sunnah of Taraweeh, the feeding of the poor and needy, I think Ramadhan should be about connecting, contacting and building a relationship, not with another Facebook or Twitter friend, but with our Most Merciful Almighty Allah. 

I write this, in the hope that some of this will affect me first of all, for I am guilty of wasting precious moments of Ramadhan, too often in the past. And as our esteemed late Moulana Yunus Patel, used to always remind us, 'If the Kings and Emperors of this world, tasted some of the sweetness, that a close and intimate relationship with Allah brings, they would offer their kingdoms as ransom in exchange of it.' 

All it takes, is a little effort on our part. The books of Hadith makes mention in one narration, 'If we come walking towards Allah, He comes running towards us.' Our Nabi (Peace be upon him), was someone who used to literally swim among the ocean of people. But during Ramadhan, he chose to seclude himself and dedicate himself totally to befriending and communication with Allah. Not that he needed to become any closer to Allah, but as a lesson for his followers to come, that this is how Ramadhan should be spent. In today's hectic paced world, we could all do with some spiritual spark in our lives. There's no better time than now. Wake up a little earlier for suhoor, perform two rakaah of Nafl prayer, just sit on that musallah, and speak to Allah, in whatever language it is that you know. As Moulana used to so succinctly say in his duas, ' O my beloved Allah, O my beautiful Allah..' 

So, in-between the samoosas, pies, milk-shakes and mandatory haleem, let's all make an intention, that we send that friend request to our Creator, at 2AM in the morning, when he is waiting for his most precious but most ungrateful of creations to turn to him.

May Almighty grant all of us, acceptance.  

Flickr: Feddah Ali

Friday, May 27, 2011

Frack Off, NATO Scum

Photo from Flickr: noeldouglasflickr

It's a new year, and with that a new NATO offensive. Libya. The war for pristine african Oil. Sorry, I should have said Humanitarian (sic) mission. In recent days, theres been an escalation of aerial bombings, British attack helicopters, targetted assasinations - all in the name of rescuing the poor, persecuted Libyan rebels. And yes, in case you wondering, we've had this plot before. Remember the Kurds of Iraq. Rescued by the Yewwnited States of America. Look how well that has turned out. Iraq is now a wasteland, with no credible government, and still teeming with daily clashes for power.

Libya, before NATO went in for the kill, had a per capita income of US$ 14,429 - highest in Africa. A Literacy rate of 76%. Life expectancy in years of 75. These figures will rival many European countries, which is probably one of the reasons NATO decided to invade the country.

Yet, the greatest trick NATO has pulled on us, is not financing and arming the rebels from the background, signing behind-the-scenes Oil contracts with them, should they be victorious, but the fact that they have a perfect faceless front that nobody can point fingers at. Who do you hold accountable for all the destruction ? Who do you put on trial for war crimes? Who is the villain ? In this regard, they have outdone the Pharoah of Moses, the Golliath of David, and even in our era, our very own Adolf Hitler. They have the perfect alibi. They hide behind the guise of a multi-nation peacekeeping force. One has to give due to where its deserved, and this is simply brilliant. Couple this with propaganda beamed to billions over worldwide sattelite news stations, and what you have is an open cheque book, to go and loot, pillage, and steal wherever they next fancy.
NATO in Libya. From Flickr: cvrcak1


But, the one lesson that they fail to take from past tyrants, is that every Phraoah will eventually meet his Moses. Look into the annals of history, into any scripture, and the message is clear. Yes, the world has seen the likes of NATO, Yewwnited States, Israel, before. In the end, injustice and oppression never survives. It's the way Almighty has created this Universe. Call it whatever you want to. Travel through the world, and look for the remnants of nations that were more mighty and powerful than any of these. Ancient empires that ruled over half of the known world. You'd be lucky to find a rusty old relic to bear witness to their vast empire. So NATO, take your shiny missiles and frack off. Before a day comes, when the people of the world will finally wake up to you, and like the ol school playground bully, rid ourselves of your scum once and for all.


Sunday, May 1, 2011

CellC Whoosh - Slowest Internet EVER in South Africa


I changed my internet from Iburst to CellC, earlier this year. I was with Iburst for about 3 years prior to that. CellC, came out with their media-hyped new 3G - whoosh. Now Im tied in to R140 pm for a service I can hardly ever use. The connection totally reeks. On weekends, I cant ever get a connection that lasts more than 5 minutes. When it does, it is soooo slow - my old 56K modem dial-up was faster than this.

Please anyone, dont fall for this tell Trevor, media hype of CellC. Total fabrications and lies. Their internet is the slowest in South Africa!

Before all you CellC lovers get on my back - I understand maybe in central JHB, Yes it works fine, but theres more to great customer service than serving a small minority of people. I live in springfield - Durban - not far off from Durban CBD. so coverage should not be an excuse. They should include this disclaimer in all their hyped up media ads. Total hogwash. I tried contacting Trevor Noah, via twitter, and the SMS no. HAHA - what a waste of my time.

Grrr.. wish I was back with Iburst - better the devil you know than the one you dont.

Monday, March 14, 2011

The Rise of Muslim Media

I remember being glued to the images of the first televised war, the Gulf War, during 1990-1991. CNN beamed these mesmerising images into our living room, and the worlds first 24 hour news channel was born. I can actually recall fond memories of sitting next to my Dad, peppering him with questions and listening to his commentary on the war. I was in standard six at the time, and still too young to accurately grasp the reality on the ground of what it meant to be at war. This new entertainment as morbid as it was, was enthralling.

Then came September 11. This time though, I was a young man, working in a company where I was the only Muslim. I remember having to defend myself, my beliefs, my beard to my co-workers. They were fed daily doses of CNN's dramatic coverage of the attacks, George Bush's war on terror and the Taliban's harbouring of suspect no1, Osama bin Laden. And I grew ever more desperate. Every which way I looked, the media seemed to have a story of an Islamic terrorist, or a fanatic suicide bomber. I began to loathe opening a newspaper or switching on the news channels.

Somewhere in between all of this, Al-Jazeera English had launched. I believe the Arabic channel had already begun sometime in the 90's. But for me, the English channel was a lifeline - that all was not lost. I desperately kept hoping that more and more people in the west would turn it on - and see that Islam was not as portrayed on mass media up to then. The professionalism of the productions and presenters really impressed me. Something inside me, felt proud - Proud that a perceived "Muslim" broadcasting company could pull this off.

As many people have commented, Al-Jazeera has really come into its own, during their coverage of the Tunisia and Egypt uprisings. With them, there has been a host of Muslim bloggers, writers, reporters keeping the world updated on social network sites like Twitter. Names like (Twitter handles) @SultanAlqassemi, @Waelabbas, @Ghonim, @Monaeltahawy. And back home we've had @Azadessa, @Khadijapatel. And many more. These names are etched into our memories, together with the wonderful memories of Tahrir Square. But what has struck me, is that the epicentre of News in the world has taken a distinct shift. Doha, is a real alternative now, if you want your voice heard, and your views expressed to the world. For me, this is quite remarkable. Back then, in the dark days of post-911, it seemed a hopeless cause.

So I watch this silent revolution taking place, and hope that one day, Muslims will again be at the forefront, in this fast moving world. We always hear of the golden age of Islam, when Muslim thinkers developed the principles of Mathematics, Science, Literature. Somewhere along the way, we got lost. We concluded that Islam was to be confined only to the Musjid. And we lost our thirst to be the best. The west certainly overtook the Muslim world in this regard. But in these uncertain times of economic upheaval and capitalistic meltdown, I see a real place for Muslims, to take a leading role in finding creative solutions to the World's problems. And I have my hope back, and a spring in my step - Loading my English Al-jazeera site, proud to see Muslim names, making their mark in the World.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Today, we are all Egyptians

February, 11, 2011. What seemed impossible or improbable barely 18 days ago, has just taken place. Hosni Mubarak, ex-president of the ancient land of Egypt, has stepped down. I am sure that I share the sentiments of most people out there, that were following this whole drama unfold these last 18 days, when I say, it was a moment of such spontaneous elation and euphoria, the moment the news broke out. As it is in such times of great events, I instinctively picked up the phone and dialed my wife. "Have you heard? People are tweeting about it, Mubarak has stepped down!" Someone once said, the reason humans like sharing news like this is, it magnifies the experience while sharing it. I think they were right. Twitter exploded into expressions of joy, thanks, relief, mixed with wonder and amazement at what just happened. I was glad to be sharing this moment, and felt privileged to  have witnessed this great event.

 The ramifications of this #JAN25 revolution, as it has famously been referred to on Twitter, will be very, very far reaching, I am sure. One can almost sense, the uneasiness in all the other corrupt dictators of the world - wondering if their turn is next. The people of Egypt have shown us, the power of solidarity, of believing in their cause, of the immense power of this human will. I think today, I speak for all of us when I say, we are all Egyptians. You have done us proud, our brothers and sisters!

The 1st decade of the new millennium, began with September 11 - And that laid down the theme for pretty much the rest of that decade. This decade started first, with the Sidi-Bouzid, Tunisia uprising and now the  Meydan Tahrir, Egyptian revolution. Let's hope, Insha-Allah ( Arabic phrase meaning - With the will of Allah)  this becomes the decade of spring cleaning, of new leaders, of solutions to the ever-increasing challenges of modern-day life. It hasn't disappointed so far.

For now, lets just celebrate with the people of Tahrir. There is a time for everything. And lets remember the young and old, that gave their lives in this momentous victory.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Open letter to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton


Dear Mr Obama & Mrs Clinton,

The two of you have been put in charge of a tremendous country. A country that is at the forefront of many innovations in recent history. Your citizens continuously demonstrate an ability to invent, progress and find solutions to every-day issues like few others. Their inquiring minds have brought us modern day essentials like electricity, motor-vehicles and even the Internet.

But then, this innovation has also brought about a horrifying war machine never before witnessed in history. With huge power comes huge responsibilities. And I am sad to conclude, that the people in charge of this very dangerous machine are failing horribly. I was shocked to learn of the family that had their parents gunned down in front of six children at a US army checkpoint in Iraq. And there are many, many, other stories like this revealed, most candidly, in the wake of the wikileaks iraq files revelations. Ordinary people, like you and I, with the same red blood running in our veins, being butchered down, most mercilessly and candidly in a style reminiscent to playing a playstation game.


My country, South Africa, has seen a marvelous transformation from a horrible past, when our people were put through similar cruelties. I want to tell you, that it is not impossible, to transform your country, to a position of respect and prestige that you once were. It only takes people with the courage to stand up for justice, humanity and truth.

Unfortunately, if you don't do this, like our previous Apartheid regime soon found out, you will only trap yourselves into a corner, and then it will be too late. Oppression and injustice never lasts. We tend to forget, that God almighty, is witness to every one of our actions. And even if we escape a war crimes tribunal in this world, theres no escaping the day when we all have to give account to Him.

So, I call you, to a vast, everlasting success in the next life. Out of the narrowness and fleeting world that you all are fighting over in this world. How long are you going to be walking the surface of this earth? How many presidents before you have come and gone. In a few years time, your term will be over. Do you want to fade into anonymity or be someone like Nelson Mandela, who will linger in the memories of generations to come.



Saturday, October 2, 2010

Welcome to Bilderberg


Carbon Tax ? September 2010 saw carbon tax introduced here in S.Africa. Just today, I was having a conversation with Wendy, our kitchen lady, who tells me that she wouldn't even vote. Why? I ask her. She says what's the use.. we have to pay for plastic bags, we have to pay this tax and that tax..for what ?? so we continue to be subjugated. Tell me something..does anyone know where these plethora of new taxes are going to? Part of me wanted to tell her..stop being so negative! We need carbon tax to stop global warming etc etc. HA!

What a sham. Like Obama's "yes we can!" Before I continue, please watch this video on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAaQNACwaLw . You can thank me later.

This is one of the reasons, unlike most people, something inside me wants to support this man Julius Malema. People can call him the ultimate idiot or whatever, but why should we have to assure the Queen that we're not going to make any radical economic changes in the country, as Zuma did. Why should we continue to allow our resources to be raped by Anglo-American? I mean wake up people! These people hoodwink us right under our noses and we just lap up more of the drivel they serve us. I say Viva Comrade Julius Viva. I say we need leaders who actually can think for themselves. Not the puppets we seem to be surrounded by. I say Viva Hugo Chavez. Trust me guys...in a few years, all will be clear. Welcome to Bilderberg.

What's the solution to our current impending disaster? Back to basics. Back to good wholesome family life. Back to getting in touch with nature, growing our own food, saying no to every new gadget the corporate world serves us. Read the true scriptures. Read good literature. Read the Quraan. I'm sure you must have wondered several times, as I certainly did, why "Interest" has so emphatically been outlawed and reviled in the Quraan. Well, in today's times, it is becoming ever so clear. That's the miracle of true scriptures. True word of God. And herein lies our salvation.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Napalm Diaries

It's 22:55 and my eyes are feeling heavy...

I am busy reading Arundhati Roy's " The ordinary Person's guide to Empire "

Heres a couple of excerpts which I want to share...

We sure are pleased with those backroom boys at Dow. The original product wasn't so hot - if the gooks were quick they could scrape it off.So the boys started adding polystyrene - now it sticks like shit to a blanket. But then if the gooks jumped under water it stopped burning, so they started adding Willie Peter [white phosphorous] so's to make it burn better.It will even burn under water now.  American Pilot

Destruction of locks and dams - however if handled right - might...offer promise. Such destruction does not kill or drown people. By shallow flooding the rice, it leads after time to widespread starvation.( more than a million?) unless food is provided.  Declassified Pentagon Papers


 I'm only quarter through this book, and yet i'm already feeling sick. Sick of where this world is heading to. What lengths a few fat cats in the World Bank, International Monetary Fund, et al are going through to satisfy their unquenchable thirst for wealth. 

The silver lining is the sobering reminder that history has seen off even bigger buffoons than the current crop. The Quran talks of Nimrood the King who's treasures were so vast that it took an army of people just to carry the keys to this treasure. Did he leave an honourable legacy behind? What about the people of A'ad. Are these suit clad pot bellies more powerful than them ? Allah had given them such strength that they would carve their dwellings out of the mountains with their bare hands. All it took was a divine wind to put an end to their misconceptions.

In our country there was the Apartheid regime. Where are they now ? Where is the airport that used to be proudly known as Jan Smuts. A few years on, people will be saying Jan WHO?

In the hands of the  Almighty, a 100 years could just as well be a single second. Sooner or later every tyrant is going to meet his Moses. And the cracks are already beginning to show. The all mighty capitalist system is struggling to keep itself from imploding.

Quick, we better grab our popcorn and front row seats...

Monday, July 19, 2010

France & the Burka

By now, everyone has probably heard of France voting to pass the law banning the veil in public places.

I've been hearing a lot of arguments defending this ban - one councilor, involved in the drafting of this legislation, saying that in centuries up to know, there has been no evidence of the French covering their faces. So why should there be now. Another French woman argued that this will help the Muslim females integrate fully into French society.

My question is this... In an age where 2 people of the same sex, are given rights to marriage each other in the name of freedom of choice, is a lady choosing to cover her face from the public, a bigger threat to society than this ?

A person can fight for her right to go naked at a beach, but she can't be afforded this same right to cover it. This begs to ask the question - what exactly are the French afraid of? Is it maybe that their own women might be attracted to the honour and respect the hijab gave their Muslim counterparts?


Whatever their motives behind this are, all it will achieve is to galvanize the Muslim community in their cause. As was the case with Yvonne Ridley, who was captured by the Taliban in 2001 - And accepted Islam after her release. One of the key reasons being the respect they afforded her as a female. Contrast this to the treatment meted out to Aafia Siddiqui in American prisons. Can a ball be kept under water for long ?

My message to our sisters in France is this. Almighty Allah says in the Quran referring to Asiyah, wife of Pharaoh.

" And Allah has set forth an example for those who believe: The wife of Pharaoh, when she said: "My Lord! Build for me a home with You in Paradise, and save me from Pharaoh and his work, and save me from the people who are 'Zalimun'.  "

May the Almighty guide us.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Laduuuuma!

I couldn't resist a quickie post.

It's been a day of upsets in the 2010 world cup here in SA. Brazil out and Ghana cheated by Uruguay. I admit , I listened to the games on radio. Definitely not for the faint hearted. After all the smoke and dust has settled, I cannot help but ponder - is it really worth giving over our precious time, emotions and heart to a game ? What is it that gets us all so hooked onto it ?

I'm back from a 20 day trip with a tabligh group of 12. Life takes on a whole new meaning while on a trip like this. Time seems to stand still. One finds oneself setting goals like how much Quraan will be read today ; whether you can get to wake up for tahajjud ; getting to pray all your salaah with the first takbeer. It's beautiful. There were some new reverts to Islam in the group. They were sometimes nothing short of inspirational. One of them was a boy of about 16. He once walked back from his home to the nearest mosque a good few kilometers away, to look for his miswaak which he had dropped somewhere. He eventually did find it. I dont think Id honestly do the same, were I in his shoes.

I hate to sound morbid, but this time we have in our life, really is quite precious. I wonder how many of us are going to end up ruing the lost hours to futility or end up, like some of those youngsters, bringing some real value to our lives.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Shame on you Israel

Isn't it amazing how history seems to repeat itself. After WW1 - the victorious allies chose appeasement to avoid conflict with bully Germany. Poor Czechoslovakia was the sacrificial lamb to satisfy Hitler and keep his eyes off the others. This policy failed with disastrous consequences. And fast forward 70 years to 31 May 2010 - this time the bully is Israel. In an arrogant slap to the face, with tho whole world's attention on the Flotilla aid mission to Gaza, they showed that no blood will be spared in their defense of their apartheid state.  Almost mockingly, they seem to be saying - Yes we have, and will do again , so come stop us if you can.

History will tell, if we will fair differently to the allies appeasement with Hitler, or will we have leaders who are bold enough to stand up for all thats right.

Israel has just played their hand and its up to us to play next ...

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Going out in Jamaat ( on a spiritual uplifment trip )

Alhumdulillah - With the grace of Almighty , I have recently made the intention of going out for few days with a Tabligh jamat. For those who have no clue what I'm talking about - It's basically joining a group of people on a trip to a chosen location. We stay in the Musjids ( Mosques) - moving from musjid to musjid usually within 3 days. During the stay - there are various programs one has to participate in, on a rotational basis. Arguably the most daunting being standing up in front to deliver a short talk. Nonetheless - since the 1st time I went out with a jamaat - during the millennium year - Its the one place, I have found to really experience that inner peace and connection with Almighty Allah.

Insha-Allah, I plan to leave on 7 June. And will try and keep this blog updated as it progresses. I request for your prayers that Allah grants us true sincerity and acceptance.

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